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Explore our range of upgrades designed to help you move forward with confidence, wherever you're headed next.
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Body Modification
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Mind Enhancements
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Dietary Deterents
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Cloning
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Disease Reversal
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Body Modification | Mind Enhancements | Dietary Deterents | Cloning | Disease Reversal |
Body Enhancing
From acne to ass hair, River Redstone’s cutting edge genetic engineering will have you looking your freshest! Why waste time at the gym when you have SC Technologies Inc.?
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Brain Reformatting
Catching your kid eat crayons instead of learning calculus? Our innovative upgrades and patented neural pathway regeneration techniques will turn any silly goose into a suave salutatorian! Don’t pass on those bad genes, take advantage of SC Technologies Inc.
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Health & Wellness
Do you have a chronic, debilitating illness that makes daily life miserable? Look no further, our technologies can reprogram anomalous cellular activity from neurological disorders to inflammatory diseases and everything in-between.
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Food Design
Why settle for just pizza when you can have LIFE ALTERING PIZZA! SC Technologies Inc. can turn any food into anyTHING. It’s like a potion! Cure depression with ice cream! Erase those homicidal thoughts with a few bites of synthetic jerky! The possibilities are endless!
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Cloning
Aw man, Fido died and now Joey Jr’s birthday is ruined. Not so fast! SC Technologies Inc. can have an exact replica within as little as six weeks! Additional upgrades can make the NEW version even better with hypoallergenic-friendly coats and demeanor alterations.
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Textile Tech
Why keep buying new socks when you can make them everlasting with our indestructible poly blends? Sure, cutting your toenails would solve the problem, but you’re an adult and you can do whatever you want! And you want socks that would survive an apocalypse!
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Testimonials
“Before my genetic optimizations, I produced what my doctor called ‘a clinically excessive volume of nasal mucus.’ Honestly? It affected my whole life. My confidence…my relationships.
SCT’s research team identified the marker, ran the alterations and within six weeks I went from fourteen tissues a day to zero.
The only side effect is that I really don’t…cry anymore? Like I physically can’t. But I haven’t even needed to!”
Rhonda | Sector 4
“I’ll be honest with you…I signed up for the libido enhancements as a joke. My girlfriend dared me to, okay?
But six weeks later? Incredible results. Through the roof, honestly. Genuinely could not be happier.
The only thing I didn’t expect is that it’s not…really…directional anymore? I mean, it’s like it doesn’t know I’m in a relationship. It’s just kind of…on…all the time. For everyone, including (and I need to be delicate here) several River Redstone statues. And like, the abstract ones that look like shit.
Anyway, I got a formal warning, but my numbers are amazing. Ten out of ten would do it again.”
Kyle | Sector 18
Sheena: “With SCT Inc.’s help, we designed a bonding-hormone enhancement package together to strengthen our marriage.”
Eduardo: “Best decision we’ve ever made. I see my wife with new eyes, we’re really inseparable now.”
Sheena: “He’s not kidding. We’re not totally sure why, but we can’t be more than ten feet apart or Ed starts vomiting.”
Eduardo: “It’s not as bad as it sounds.”
Sheena: “Yeah…we do everything together now!”
Eduardo: “I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
Sheena & Eduardo | Sector 72Register Today!
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